Friday, October 23, 2009

Friday Night Shopping

A particularly eventful night of Shopping involving Star Wars re-enactments, Elvis dogs, incredibly lost birds and an unfortunate incident with a mechanical horse.

While we were in Big W buying a present for my 2 yr old cousin:

Dad (picking up a children's lightsaber and facing Sam): When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master.
Sam (also picking up a Lightsaber): Only a master of evil, Darth.

This was followed by us being swooped by a magpie in the middle of the store.

And slightly later in Woolworths where we discovered small star wars plushies and had epic duels with them in the middle of the aisle and got strange looks from all the other shoppers.

Then of course we came to our favourite part of the shopping. Elvis Dog. A toy dog which is dressed in a white sparkly jumpsuit and sings and plays the guitar to Hound Dog when you press it's foot. (Elvis dog has been there almost every week since we started the shopping on Fridays, except for the time we're pretty sure the staff got sick of us playing with it and hid it from us)

We were leaving the shop and I had to show the women at the register that the bag I had didn't contain stolen goods, but McDonalds rubbish I needed for an art assignment. This was followed by me claiming that I could *totally* fit on the mechanical horse outside woolies and proceeded to sit on it and yell "See Daddy! I'm on the horse!" just as a member of center management walked past and gave me an amused smile.

We were packing the car full of the groceries when Mum mentioned she was having a dizzy spell and Dad replied with:

Dad: Are you hallucinating rabbits and ducks? Cause then it would be a Disney-spell!
Sam: Stop stealing all my jokes!

Yeah, Shopping is fun in our family.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Yeah ok, I suck at macro-blogging

So sue me!

Anyway. I'm still not entirely sure what the purpose of this blog is, or indeed if anyone actually reads it. But I have recently started a Tumblr so if you wanna know what I get up to, or find amusing, go there.

End of year exams are imminent, and there is only 4 and a half weeks left of school for this year. Personally, i'm glad. Of course I really shouldn't complain because next year will be even worse.

Well, that's pretty much everything I can come up with at the moment.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Things I learnt from school leadership Day

Well In short, not a lot. The teachers had this brilliant idea that canceling classes for the day and sending us to a leadership course was a somehow going to do us good, and for some of us it might have. This is what I learnt:

1) Teachers seem to think that giving the program a 'funky' name would somehow make the day more exciting. RISE 09 was therefore what was plastered all over the goody bags they gave us and the 2 hour long powerpoint presentation we were forced to sit through. Of course their choice of the word was not at all decided by the fact it had an i in it and therefore was at the mercy of the school logo.

2) Music makes everything cooler. Or at least that's what our year level co-ordinator thinks. It was like a bad american talk show where each special guest has a theme they walk in to which usually has something to do with their occupation. Our first special guest, Liberal MP Michael Johnson, walked in to Don't stop til' you get enough by Michael Jackson. Personally I think everyone had enough of him pretty quickly. The neurosurgeon alumni we had as our 2nd special guest walked in to a song called Bad Medicine.

3) Playing movie clips of inspirational speeches from movies most of us haven't seen doesn't work as well as you might think. Independence day made an appearance as did King Arthur. They used 300 as well (not the part you would expect though) but I don't know any of the others.

4) You absolutely NEVER get a liberal MP to talk to Indooroopilly High student about leadership, least of all Michael Johnson. A point hopefully the organizers will remember for next year. To be fair Michael did a great speech, for an hour and a half, which had absolutely nothing to do with leadership. My favourite part was when he said:
Michael Johnson: you know, we are all going to die eventually. I might leave this function, get in my car and someone might kill me.
Someone behind me: (muttering) Well, let's hope so.

5) Shortening the lunch break by 30 minutes is not going to make you any friends. By the time we got out of the 3 hours morning session which consisted of sitting down and listening to different people say the same thing over and over, there was nothing any of us wanted more than our 1 hr lunch to eat, talk and stretch out legs. Not to mention it took almost all lunch to get through the tuckshop line!

6) Splitting the grade into 'breakout groups' for the afternoon session may work well, if you don't make them sit down and look at 16 OHTs for an hour and a half. Luckily the teacher my group had for the breakout session also thought this was pointless, so we went to the middle of town square and played team building games.

7) Giving the everyone 2 garbage bags and telling them to make a mock-formal outfit works well, if you want to make everyone rowdy before the last guest speaker. Honestly this was my favourite part of the day. I made a really nice dress out of garbage bags and aluminum foil. Unfortunately this made a really annoying rustle through David Johnson's speech, which wasn't about leadership either, but that's ok cause he showed us pictures of cut up brains!

Despite all it's flaws, the leadership day was alright. Well we didn't have to go to class, did we?

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Easter

I know I'm a day late but...HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!

I know I'm glad that we are finally on holidays (I say we, I mean school aged persons) which leads me to the fact that holidays aren't nearly long enough. We've worked our butts off for the last 11 weeks and they give us 11 DAYS holidays. Don't get me wrong, I'm just glad we get them in the first place. Ah well, time for more chocolate. 

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Alfred Hitchcock's North by Northwest: An Analysis

This is a paper/seminar that I wrote for my last bit of Film and Television assesment. I may have to take it down because it still need to be moderated at the end of the year. I got a B -.


For my seminar I looked at the auction scene in North by Northwest. North by Northwest was released in 1959 a year before the release of “Psycho”, Hitchcock’s most famous work. Featuring many techniques never seen before in modern cinema, North by Northwest was hailed as one of Hitchcock’s greatest films. His definitive style and the messages he portrayed in his films have influenced filmmakers for the last 30 - 40 years. Galenson and Kotin (2007 pg. 124) suggest that Hitchcock aimed to entertain a mass audience with his films. The auction scene is one of the most important scenes in the film. Roger Thornhill, the main protagonist in the film finally understands his place in the situation, he has his suspicions confirmed about Eve and starts to make things happen for himself whereas prior to this he has just reacted to the people around him.

The scene starts with an establishing shot of the main character, Roger Thornhill, entering the building where the auction is being held. This places the audience at the scene and lets them know where they are. This is followed by another very long (41seconds) establishing shot inside the auction room. This establishing shots starts with a close up of Mr Vandamm stroking the back of Eve’s neck. Wilson (1979 pg.1166 -1167) argues that the juxtaposition of this image and the sound of the auctioneer talking gives the impression that Vandamm is assessing her like a piece of artwork. This shot is important because it shows the relationship between the two. The shot then continues to track back and turn to show the audience the surrounding room. As the camera pans, we see Thornhill standing at the back of the room watching them. The shot is continuous and shows the two parties equally, there is no awkward cut to where Thornhill is standing. Hitchcock uses this shot to tell the audience where the characters are in relation to each other.

As we are able to tell from the establishing shot of the room, this is a very exclusive event. The room is decorated with expensive furniture, vases and a painted gold harp stands in the corner. The luxury of the furnishings and the elegant and the muted colours of the peoples clothing give connotations of conservativeness and reserve. Around the walls you can see many security guards, as well as Vandamm’s henchmen, making this a very risky scenario. The room is well lit, chandelier’s hang from the ceiling lighting the room well and minimising the amount of shadow, this could symbolise the lack of somewhere to hide. There are people situated all around the room, some sitting in the chairs facing the front of the room and others standing around the outside. The audience at the auction barely moves, emphasising Thornhill when he moves amongst the crowd. As Thornhill gets more and more irritating to the people around him, the crowd begins to fidget and move more to express their irritability.

For most of the scene we see the person who is talking as the main point of interest within the frame. This draws attention to the person and forces the viewer to pay attention so as to not miss important plot developments. The establishing shots use a long depth of field while the confrontation between the main characters uses a very shallow depth of field, the camera remains in focus on the person who is talking. When Thornhill and Vandamm are talking their bodies divide the frame into thirds, leaving talking space between them. In the early part of the scene Eve occupies the talking space of the frame and whenever there is a close up of Eve she is in soft focus. As Thornhill talks to Eve and Vandamm we see Eve from a high camera angle, showing that she is vulnerable and lower than the men that are discussing business above her.

There are some interesting cuts in this scene. Mostly the shot-reverse-shot action dominates the scene, giving it a feel of an argument. These long sequences are broken up with POV shots from Thornhill to the henchmen covering the exits. During the confrontation the camera maintains the 180-degree rule. When one of the main characters moves away from the confrontation tracking shots help the audience to maintain orientation. The Rhythm of the scene accelerates with each shot, showing that the scene is building up to a climax. For example when Thornhill is bidding the average shot length is a couple of seconds shorter than the confrontation with the main characters. Between each shot there is not much variety in transition. Each shot cuts directly to the next shot, there is no wipe or fade to distract the audience. The direct cuts between shots helps keep the quick pace.

The sound in the scene both diegetic and non-diegetic helps the scene to flow well. At the start of the scene we hear some generic background music, as we pan out and see the three ‘villains’ sitting around the music turns dark and suspenseful. We hear the auctioneer selling in the background. Half way through the establishing pan the music subtly fades out and we are left to concentrate on the dialogue of the auctioneer and the protagonists. Throughout the confrontation with Vandamm we can hear the auctioneer still talking in the background, this reminds the audience of the setting and lets them know something important is going to happen with the auctioneer. The music slowly builds again as Thornhill tries to leave the room. The sound in this scene is used in many ways, to create tension, remind an audience of elements of the setting and give a preview into what is likely to happen later on in the scene.

This scene in North by Northwest ties two halves of the film neatly together. It is effective in getting a response from the audience through its use of music, shots, mise en scene and cinematography. The scene and ultimately the whole film positions the audience in a place where they want Roger Thornhill to win and the ‘bad guys’ to be apprehended. Today North By Northwest appeals to almost everyone, when it was released it also had a very broad and international audience though it predominately related to American audiences because of it’s setting and context. A tagline from the trailer states that ‘Every staggering sight and sound is REAL’ showing that it was very modern for it’s time. Even today Alfred Hitchcock’s North by Northwest is a very relevant film. International espionage is a concept that is fairly familiar to audiences across the world, and may well be for years to come.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

I always did love photocopiers.

Out of lack of something else to write about, I have decided to write about how I avoided my maths exam today.

Essentially we didn't have a maths exam because the photocopier exploded. However I would much rather view the situation as an act of divine intervention. Clearly I was not meant to do the maths exam today, lets leave it at that shall we?

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Dorian Gray 2009

For anyone who knows me personally, you will know that for the last couple of months I have not shut up about Dorian Gray which is coming out in September. Well you'll have to deal with it for a little while longer, because now I have pictures!

Ben Barnes will play Dorian Gray and Colin Firth will play Lord Henry Wotton.